Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc, and of a gun-happy officer.
| Creator | Larry Gelbart |
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| Actor | Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan |
| Country | United States of America |
| Production | 20th Century Fox Television |