After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Meanwhile, Hawkeye finds out his father is in hospital and tries to speak to him over the phone, watched by Charles, who envies Hawkeye's close relationship with his father.
| Creator | Larry Gelbart |
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| Actor | Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan |
| Country | United States of America |
| Production | 20th Century Fox Television |