Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.
| Creator | Larry Gelbart |
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| Actor | Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan |
| Country | United States of America |
| Production | 20th Century Fox Television |